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Man… I'm 4 years behind the news. I just found out that one of the girls who I used to ride with in the schoolbus… she's a beauty contest winner… (2002).
I remember… I was in 6th grade (around 12) and she's older than me by 4 years (she was around 16). She used to sit in the front row of the bus beside the driver's seat. I sat behind that seat and kept staring into the side mirror just to look at her face. Yeah I was attracted to her back then… and I didnt really have the guts to talk to girls back then as I was uber damn shy.
I remember… she liked to eat fries and sometimes put on her make-up and fix her hair. I liked her… as far as physical appearance is concerned. Though I havent really got to sit down and talk to her… but I heard stories from people who got to know her and I was told she's a conceited bitch by most of them. Maybe they're right maybe they're wrong. I dunno.
Anyway, its not like she'll agree to sleep with me even at this point. What is she to gain from me? And for sure there is at least 100 other men who would be fucking competition. Among those 100 there are probably sons of high ranking military and government officials who will definitely have much more clout with her. And dont forget the sons of the rich businessmen (both local and global). And also dont forget the movie actors who are much more attractive, rich, and suave.
And besides, I'm not as aggressive with women these days as I have to put priorities in order.
But when I decide to get a girl, I'd probably go to some poor remote village somewhere in the Philippines. I'd be like… do community service or something like that as a cover. And yes girls there will be much easier because all I have to do is tell them I'm Canadian citizen and resistance will be put down just like that. (of course I do it discreetly or I'd be getting golddiggers)
The ladies from the poor villages are alot nicer and if I tell her parents that I'll bring them and their daughter to Canada if she will agree to marry me, they will encourage their daughter and offer her to me on a silver platter. Even if I'm the ugliest man in the world, it will be just like that. :)
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