Disclaimer: My rants may offend people. So dont read it if youre easily offended. Thanks
—————— RANT OF THE DAY ——————
I am a former terrorist. I used bio weapons in highschool class. ^^
How? BULLSHIT!!!
In highschool, I was the dude who was always alone. Like Cedrick in this comic. Only no "Claudita" or "Mara-Nina" to be with me or any of the magical crap you see in this comic. So I got bullied alot both psychological and physical.
Since I couldnt fight a superior number of opponents, I had to be smart. My plans of action:
1) I studied the patterns of the class. Until I figured out the times when everyone else gets out of the classroom. The perfect time was science lab class. While everyone was in the laboratory upstairs, I went to the classroom and spit phlegm and mucus into the water jugs (its hot in the philippines that water jugs are common) of the people who made my life hell. I made sure I wasnt taking too long and there is 150% chance of success. So it would only look like I've been to the washroom.
And lol. The next few days, alot of these assholes started getting sick.
2) I got a whole group of bullies suspended. In the other class, there was also this bullied kid. I wrote some insulting words on the blackboard in that classroom… directed at that bullied kid.
When the teacher came, he held up that whole class and forced them to admit. Since nobody really did it, nobody admited it… doh! And so, the teacher pressed and blamed this group of bullies… they didnt admit of course… then it pissed the teacher… then boom. SUSPENDED!
lol the look on the faces of these guys as they went around the school searching for the culprit who wrote that shit on the board. I was even questioned directly by one of them. But I put up a good innocent face with matching tone of voice. lol they were just running around like fat cats chasing their own tails. lol
3) Using the same tactic as number 1, I kept going to the classroom and sneaking out their notebooks and putting them in the "lost and found". lol they started blaming one another. A fight actually broke out between two of them. lol that was when I put a dead cockroach between his notebooks and he reacted by blaming the other.
All the little things that gave em inconvenience. Remembering them puts a smile on my face. lol
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