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rokulily

on Jan. 3, 2010

if there had to be one thing i JUST CAN'T DO it's opening bottles/jars/sealed stuff. i try and try an' it just never works. it's a pretty pathetic sight. And don't say oh you loosened it for me- i didn't. Me, you, and the jar all know that i suck at this game.

… it took me 5 whole years of training to open snapple bottles before someone told me that if you hit the bottom it'll help pop the seal and open easier. THANK YOU WALTER WHERE EVER YOU ARE!