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BGH#327 Those Magic Words

theRedDeath

on May 22, 2008

I wasn't sure if I was gonna update today, y'see yesterday I received what I hope was a fairly minor head wound.

So I was sitting at my desk, minding my own business when I feel this very slight sensation on the back of my neck, thinking it was just a bug or something I lightly brushed my hand through my hair in a very sexy "Zack Morris from Saved By The Bell" sort of way. Because i'm dreamy like that.

And when I bring my hand back…it was COVERED in blood. Apparently what I felt was the blood running down the back of my head. I have no idea what caused it, but that thing bled like a mo'fo'.

So instead of getting any kind of medical attention, because i'm far too much of a man's man to do that, you know what I did? I put a paper towel on my head and then put a hat on. That's how I solved THAT problem. Oh yeah, took care of it.

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