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- 144. Calcubot
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- 142. Where is Conan WHERE IS IT
- 141. Arachnophobia
- Guest Comic I Made For Allan
- 140. Poor Pat
- 139. Watching
- 138. Furbies, Herpes, Same Thing
- 137. I will beat you
- 136. Ride the Pegasus
- 135. Crazy Talk
- Whale Explosion
- Hourly Comic Day 2010
- 134. Bumper Car Power
- Sorta Guest Comic
- 133. Drumrolllllll
- 132. Weighing the Options
- 131. For Shame
- 130. I Dream Of Jeans
- 129. Frozen Pizza Time
- 128. Spiders
- 127. Lukewarm
- 126. Fuck Everything
- 125. "Soundproofing"
- 124. Poor
- 123. Blood of a Virgin
- 122. Driving
- 121. On Being A Bear
- 120. How to Feel
- 119. This Little Piggy...
- 118. Fun Fact #10
- Hourly Comic Day 2009
- 117. Contradiction
- 116. Why...
- 115. Popcorn
- 114. Family of Pirates
- 113. Touché
- 112. Bored
- 111. Fun Fact #9
- 110. Hookers and Blow
- 109. Fun Fact #8
- 108. Where are my Doughnuts?
- 107. Ninja Mom
- 106. Darth Vader Dreams
- 105. Cookie Dunkin
- 104. Midnight Rakin
- 103. Botox
- 102. Damn Yankees!
- 101. Brain Pooping
- 100. To China!
- Wha?
- 99. Decent Human Being Exam
- 98. The Beginning of the End
- 97. Lucky Charms
- 96. SIKE!
- 95. Morgan Freeman
- 94. Shrek 3
- 93. Love *NOT* Confession
- 92. Toothless
- 91. *Gasp*
- 90. Fun Fact #7
- 89. Cat Sniffer
- 88. Gamecube vs Wii
- 87. Customers
- 86. Not Plausible
- 85. Randoms
- 84. Snoop Dog Dreams
- 83. Domain Master
- 82. Shower Curtain Dreams
- 81. I'm Stupid
- 80. Skunk Scented Gasoline
- 79. Blinkers
- 78. Otter
- 77. Fun Fact #6
- 76. Gorilla
- 75. Nonsense
- 74. Sluts
- 73. Not a good thing to say
- 72. Fun Fact #5
- 71. Job
- 70. Hairstylist
- 69. Filler Thing #2
- 68. Filler Thing
- 67. Pitchfork
- 66. Vacuum Cleaners SUCK
- 65. Bread Machine
- 64. Deadonized
- 63. Battle of the Jesus's
- 62. Porkchop Sense
- 61. Fun Fact #4
- 60. Whoa
- 59. Fun Fact #3
- 58. Spaceship
- 57. Why is it blue?
- 56. Fun Fact #2
- 55. Pinecones
- 54. Guess What
- 53. Mane
- 52. Fun Fact #1
- 51. Love Confession
- 50. Egg Choice
- 49. Onion Address
- 48. Valentine's Day
- 47. Carrots are yummy
- 46. Tacos
- 45. Road Trip
- 44. Zebras
- 43. Psychiatrist
- 42. Chef man
- 41. Winter
- 40. Pain
- 39. Hiccups
- 38. OMG
- 37. Always about me
- 36. Andrew & Veronica
- 35. Singing Hobo Man
- 34. Fruit Roll Ups
- 33. Stove
- 32. No Life
- 31. Contemplation
- 30. You totally would
- 29. Mr. Mustache
- 28. Mr. Creepy
- 27. I'm Lazy
- 26. Disposing
- 25. Babies
- 24. Falling
- 23. Afro Man
- 22. Cloud
- 21. Interpretive Dance
- 20. Ski
- 19. Ice Cream Cake
- 18. Everybody's Happy
- 17. Rar
- 16. Cool Pants
- 15. Strangeness
- 14. Gummyness
- 13. Road To Success
- 12. Exposed
- 11. Polkadotasaurus
- 10. Silly Flower
- 09. Gone
- 08. Infatuation
- 07. Muffin Pants
- 06. Dehydration
- 05. Die Monitor!
- 04. Amish Guy
- 03. Road Signs
- 02. iProd
- 01. No Put Downs
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Author notes
My dad really did say that. It made me laugh after he left the room. We just got a new *used* bread machine from our next door neighbor because she's moving away, and today was the first day my dad tried it out. When it was done and it actually worked, my dad was like "LOOK Josie… BREAD. See? It's bread. Mmm." and I was like "Yeah… Okay…"
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Login or Registerroastytoasty at
well it is the best thing since ..um..never mind
Allan at
I have one too…
…and we never ever use it.
fyr at
They should call it something else, like a Fretibrulator or something, so then you don't have to feel like a moron when you realize it makes bread. Not that your dad appeared to have this problem…
ketenol at
hehe