Be My Hoax

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piercedfox

on April 19, 2010

There are a lot of ways to explain adolescence, but one of the most popular ways is also the most blissful one:
"Honey, adolescence is a WONDERFUL time when a miracle takes place in your body; it's a time when you develop into the beautiful young woman you'll be for the rest of your life."
WRONG.
Here's another one:
"Son, adolescence is a WONDERFUL time when you get to discover the miracle of boobs, porn, and uh… well, yeah. Boobs and porn. This is the time when you become the man you'll be for the rest of your life."
…..How close was that, boys? XD

I thought it was hilarious that Wikipedia included the word 'human' in their definition.