Be My Hoax
Author notes
Observing... who?
piercedfox onYep.
Who wants to trust their life to me now, huh?
Nope, I'm a crap observer. The whole while someone's skiing or wakeboarding, I'll be talking to my dad, "I saw this thing on Animal Planet, and it's like, this itty bitty jellyfish with more poison than a rattlesnake. You don't even know when it stings you because it's so small, but you're dead in like… thirty minutes."
"Jesse, how's Mom doing?"
"Fine fine… yeah, but it only lives in Australia."
Eroconji jellyfish.
OOOOOOOOOHHH~
It's wicked poisonous.
Comments
Please login to comment.
Login or Register${ comment.author }} at
${ comment.author }} at