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Eatin and Drinking

theJimmy

on June 12, 2008

- TOO RUDE -

Believe me i was tempted! I glanced at the kid as he ate/drank from that plump breast and thought of all the people who i've told that they can't eat a churro on the ride.

The mom probably saw me glancing in that direction and how could I not? First of all, it's a kid and it's a little alarming to see a baby's face being smothered by an article of clothing. Sure, he wasn't being smothered by her shirt, but that's the initial reaction before realising that the babies face is deep into mommy's bio-bottle.

Keep in mind that the initial reaction and then the realization was pretty much all in one second, but I'm pretty sure that it was just long enough for the mom to know that i was glancing at her boobs.

Secondly, there's that always that ever present thought that if there wasn't the cranium of human spawn in the way or that said noggin was in fact transparent, there would be a peep show at Quillen Park. A pitiful peep show, but a peep show none the less.

This all goes through my head as I ask her to watch her step getting on the ride.

…….my mind is odd.

-J.