Been Better

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Wing Man

theJimmy

on Dec. 5, 2008

So while Wayne and I were at the party, the folks there were under 21 and they were asking people if anyone was over 21 and would want to go get some more booze. I didn't have my car, I didn't want to ask Wayne to drive, and was DEFINITELY not going to let the inebriated party goers drive me around…..and sometimes I can be a horrible person.

GIRL: "Is anyone here 21?"
JIMMY: "I am"
GIRL: "Can you go on a beer run?"
JIMMY: "Nope".

They were kind of upset about that, but still got their booze thanks to a fake I.D. But when they came back no one had a bottle opener on them. Fortunately I was willing to share my scorpion king bottle opener I got at comiccon (free handed out advertisement).

But the beer was horrible.
Wayne said it was good.

-J.