Been Better

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Bad Test

theJimmy

on April 4, 2010

(The last Oompah Loompah in the Gene Wilder flick)

Oompah Loompah Doopity Def
Studied all night and still got an 'F'
Oompah Loompah Doopity Dath
How can someone be so bad at MATH?!
What do you get when your test score is low
It's like getting kicked in the dark down below
Why do you fail, there is nothing to gain
Maybe he's addict-ted to pain
Maybe he-
Maybe he-
Maybe he-
Maybe he-
Maybe he's a MA-SO-CHIST!
Oompah Loompah Doopity Daste
You paid for class and it was a waste
You could just give your money to
All the-
Oompah-
Oompah Loompah Doopity Doo!

-J.