Been Better

Zombie Jimmy

on May 31, 2011

Whoever said money can't buy you happiness clearly never owned netflix.

I feel ashamed that it has taken me this long to know the delicious fruits of an "instant que". Now that I do, there have been so many great and horrible movies that have been watched. It's almost as if I don't want netflix to really understand me. Every time it thinks that it knows me, I throw a curve ball and choose a movie that's completely random.

Netflix is too smart. Smart computers make me nervous. Maybe if I continue to confuse it, the human race can still have a fighting chance.

-Jimmy.

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