Been Better

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Passionate Skip

theJimmy

on July 23, 2013

I get far too excited about pressing that damn "Skip Ad" button.
Sometimes I even want to action-movie-line the situation.
For no other reason than to amuse me,
just do my best Harrison Ford impersonation saying, "GET OFF MY PLANE!"
I guess "SEE YOU IN HELL" qualifies for an action-movie-line.
But a line that comes out of nowhere is a lot more fun.
Like yelling, "WELCOME TO EARTH!" as I press skip.
What would be other great action-movie-lines to use?
-Jimmy Purcell.