Beneficially challenged

Clique 4 - Jobchancen

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Clique 4 - Jobchancen

Lemniskate
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I've been pondering once about a practical work course e.g. at the fire brigade. For I can secrete liquids. But since I can just secrete as much as I've ingested it wouldn't have worked with the extinguishing. So I didn't even look if I could do a practical work course at the fire brigade at all.

Yeah, I can just secrete as much as I ingested. Of liquids as well as of other substances. I'm a walking chemistry laboratory and my tutor suggested to me to study chemistry. I took a look at it the open day, and it's fairly interesting, and I won't be able to avoid to learn a bit, just to understand what I'm capable of, but doing it all my life? Nope. I shall become an architect, that's just the ticket for me.

I have absolutely NO idea what I'm looking like inside… I incorporate unbelievable substances orally, no idea how refractory my oesophagus is. I can transport the substances created in my stomach to my skin. Un-be-lievable.

I imagine companies. A chemical company: "We must get this woman! She can synthesise important substances!" A food company: "We must get this woman! She can identify experimentally the ingedients of a competitor's reciepe and create incredible new flavours!" Well, they'd have to change laws about industrial espionage. How much trouble we're making for the legislature at all…

Hero? Me a hero? Ridiculous! Great power and responsability? Take a look at it from another perspective: every single human has the power to change the world, so for that matter we all should be incredibly responsible-minded. And what's the case? Ha!

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