Bible Condoms

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In The Beginning

monkfarmer

on Feb. 1, 2008

The KFC part is a true story. Hamish received his meal from the polite employee after making his request. He then asked "This is the fillet o' fish right?" There was a moment of fear and confusion. Me and my friend John turned to the man and said "Don't worry hes an idiot".

We came down the the conclusion that god was punishing him. Possibly in a comical fashion, that or hes really thick.