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EXTRAS: Healthy Eating

Michael_Ramsey

on March 20, 2015

Bacon is ALWAYS healthy, just as long as it's organic! That's how food works. You can eat an entire jar of chocolate hazelnut spread with a spoon if it's organic! You ate a whole box of cookies? No worries, they were 100% non-GMO, gluten free, and organic! That means it's health food!
I say this as an expert on diet, er, uh, the man who ate half a pound of bacon for dinner and then fried Ore-Ida fast food fries in the grease… one might think this comic is based on reality….