- The End 
             - John Dies at the end 
            When I listen to The Prodigy 
             - DD is BACK in business 
             - Back Home p3 
             - A trip the museum p2 
             - A trip the museum p1 
             - FYC Bobby the fetus 
             - DrunkDuck radio play 2013 
             - Batman: Knigthtfall 
             - elections 
             - VIKINGS!!!! 
             - Piiiiiizza 
             - 360 plus 90 is 450, right? 
             - ....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEWROOOOOOOOoooooooom..... 
             - Valentine Fetus... for the ladies of course.... 
             - The fetal sicnkess syndrome 
             - Gaming! 
             - 50 shades of Bray? 
             - If you're reading this, then you are still alive... 
             - Bobbama! 
             - "I can't wait for that one" 
            and fwhat is why he fwant wakwks... 
             - Cousin Fil 
             - This time, I really need you to vote. 
             - vote... 
             - That's the only reason why I see European films... 
             - Long long time ago, in a ga- 
             - Let's see if the internal iliac arteries can be deoxygenated... 
             - The fetal book club: Mass Effect 
             - It's that time of the year... 
             - And this is why I hate television 
             - ... and my axe! 
             - The Fetal Book Club : The Game! 
             - Hey there! 
             - stupid Australia... 
             - It's spraining unborn men. HALLELUJAH...hey, yeah, yeah, yeah...  
             - Again? 
             - Everyday I'm shovelin' 
             - Team Fetus 2? 
             - Interesting fact... 
             - merry whattheheckmass! and happy new year! 
             - my, what a big fish 
             - have you tried knocking? 
             - oh no you didn't! 
             - FRIDEY 
             - Gods Almighty, the fetal version  
             - Beeeeeeer 
             - Feela! 
             - they really did know ? 
             - A Game of Thrones 
             - come to think of it, the fetus has a point 
             - B0bby$a? 
             - I knew we could! 
             - and a little reminder... 
             - A little visualization.... 
             - the F-clef 
             - No, it's not a banana-phone... 
             - Doppelgänger  
             - Back in black? 
             - The fetus editon 
             - sad, sad person... 
             - and we're back 
             - sadly his audition did not go as planned...  
             - a bottle of scotch might help with the impersonation...  
             - Might want to check the typos in the graphs... 
             - Bat'leth 
             - ESC 
             - The land of confusion! and no, this is not a Genesis joke... partially... 
             - The Legend of Drizzt 
             - Don't stretch it... 
             - ReVision 
             - didn't they make a movie about that one? 
             - A Clockwork Orange 
             - it might show how much you know if you only knew how to sing some musical scores... 
             - well at least they got the numbers right 
            Blacksad 
             - for the first date, use a condom! 
             - Feception 
             - Pride and Prejudice... and ZOMBIES!!!  
             - technically his home is a bit of arbitrary, but this could work too...  
             - the darkness...which is also a british band... 
             - foetis in black? 
             - baked beans and firewater... 
             - suddenly pedobear got interest in this comic... 
             - big 2,1 
             - *insert offensive tsunami joke* 
             - then I was all like "WHAT?" and then I found out that I really was the father, and that made me chuckle a bit.... NOT!!! AHAHA... ha! 
             - Maybe it has to do something with Bobby's past with Sinn Féiny, but I'm not really sure... 
             - "season greetings" 
             - Back for moar regular updates 
             - (10)... 
             - YU-GI OH oh oh oh...! (9) 
             - the effects of that vicious blow (8) 
             - oh the horrors! (8) 
             - well Bobby's training came in handy (7) 
             - achooo(6) 
             - (5 GOLD RINGS!) 
             - (4) and so the battle commences  
             - a trip down in the belly of the beast (3) 
             - Down down the rat's hole (2) 
            a trip down the hole (1) 
             - ... 
             - now for something a bit European ... 
             - Bobby Potter and the attack of the Jewish vampire 
             - yo dawg! 
             - great story... 
             - The Diary of Mad Black Fetus 
             - Someone looks GORGEOUS!   
             - booga booga 
             - next move... 
             - plot twist! 
             - hallejuah! 
             - couldn't come up with a title for this one... 
             - really? 
             - the new special, double grande cheesyfetus burrito! Only 4.99! 
             - mafia something something..... 
             - BOOMER!!! 
             - The Narrative Hunt!  
             -  
             - session... 
             - ah college... 
             - oh Smurf 
             - except for a show or two... 
             - To Roberta: Wish you were here, to save us from the volcanic eruption... 
             - row, row, row yer float! 
             - an Asterix quote?  
             - YO BIATCHES, AN UPDATE!!! 
             - hercules.... anyone? 
             - Dancing in the dark... 
             - ouch 
             - *whistles* 
             - Yo Moma 
             - adult material, really messes with your head... 
             - .... 
             - the fetus formally known as Bobby... 
             - teh end 
             - (p3) and the slush changed.... 
             - (p2) 
             - The world beyond...(1) 
             - si... 
             - Daium...dawg 
             - did someone say, cheese? 
             - sad day for Bobby 
             - have you seen.... 
             - And he's back 
             - Das experiment... 
             - 39.75°C 
             - I HAVE TEH POWAH!! 
             - Hello? I'm trying to get your attention... 
             - Y, Yoga? 
             - Eve... 
             - So that's what he was hiding in the box. 
             - that... that... that sure does make sense :S 
             - well, I did not see that coming *sarcastic* 
             - But, but, but- 
             - Bobby and the egg 
             - FFFFFUUUUU- 
             - The asian one! 
             -  
             - *sigh* 
             - Dosen't he have something better to do, then palying mafia? 
             - Where's Wal- 
             - I mean, the fetus hasn't even reached puperty, yet... 
             - A trip from Troy back home to Ithaca... you should have used a compass 
             - . 
             - Oh I know of someone who will be getting some SW action, tonight XD 
             - Fanart for PIT_FACE 
             - the god - "father" 
             - ..... 
             - itchy bitsy.... 
             - ah, you could point out many diffrent variations of this form in a seccond, or two... 
             - Yoga 
             - LULZORXZ!!!1 
             - oh well... 
             - Bobby did not like my cooking :'( 
             - that's just wrong.... 
             - Dances with Bobby... 
             - ...................... 
             - ... Schwing! 
             - Astro Bobby.... 
             - .... .... .... .... 
             - >.> that was random... 
             - I hadn't noticed that crack before... 
             - Meine grosse Familie... 
             - You seem to have a point there... 
             - that's some boring stuff... 
             - and, the end of this story... 
             - I'm not an Fantaholic!!! 
             - ÷ 
             - DUN DUN DUN!!!! 
             - the preacher... 
             - *gulp* 
             - I needs napz!1 
             - ZOMFG A FANART? 
             - and old joke... 
             - shocking, eh? 
             - pirate day... 
             - sherlock holmes just became so much more fun... 
             - Bobby's true love... 
             - oh, Bobby... 
             - some people can't believe, that bobby has a bobsleigh team... 
             - in the morning.... 
             - (Y) 
             - erotic litter... 
             - the wonders of cable... 
             - You're well on your way on becoming the next Jocelyn Wildenstein... 
             - I totally forgot his birthday... 
             - At the royal art show... 
             - *crackle* 
             - Red as Celine Dion.... 
             - Shocking revalation! 
             - here kitty... 
             - hey , someone else then Bobby? 
             - oh, new haircut? 
             - introducing uncle floyd... 
             - oh look, someone famous 
             - Dr.Spo- Bobby? 
             - double features, Bobby? 
             - Limbo... 
             - the one and only day, Bobby did not lock his room... 
             - again? 
             - oh he competed at the special olympics... 
             - I had totally forgot... 
             - Bobby Hawk, pro skater? 
             - rainy days.... 
            200!!!!! 
             - contact... 
             - oh, so you made the salad... 
             - *ouch* 
             - apple... 
             - Bobby the fetus meets Bffsatan 
             - mmm coffe.... 
             - Bobby the viking? 
             - unbelievable.... 
             - mullet... 
             - banner test 
             - *HONK* 
             - *slaps head* typical... 
             - ... what tha- 
             - how would the 7th-dimension look like? 
             - *blargh* 
             - mmm, yummy 
             - erm, huh? 
             - your breakfast? 
             - oh that game... 
             - *sigh* 
             - the list.... 
             - a wild night for Bobby and Randy pt2 
             - a wild night for Bobby and Randy pt1 
             - could you be a little bit more original, next time? 
             - 0.o how? 
             - *whistles* 
             - the dragon of awesomeness 
             - *has hangover* 
             - I, wana rock and roll all nite.... 
             - Robert Pollock? 
             - My personal best.... 
             - In the deep south... 
             - number 15? 
             - at the concert.... 
             - DANCE! 
             - Samuel F. B. Morse, you rock.... 
             - Randy? 
             - Postman Bobby... 
             - the price you have to pay... 
             - Bobby in the hood... 
             - so that's how he managed to keep his boxing glove on.... 
             - Bu you have to do it if you want to pass your exams.... 
             - It is only temporary... 
             - Views? 
             - It's that time again... 
             - ... he's green... 
             - evolution? 
             - brrr... 
             - and here we go again... 
             - Robert A. Zimmerman 
             - oh my, I love this place 
             - green combo? 
             - no, bobby is working at the county fair... 
             - ..................... 
             - SQUEEZE!!! 
             - what have you been smoking? 
             - SPECIAL DISCOUNT! 
             - WEEEEEE 
             - it's one of those before and after pics 
             - YARR PETER PAAAAAAAAA- 
             - I hate it when he cries -.-' 
             - votey votey 
             - stretch... 
             - GAAAAH OH NOES!!! 
             - zzzzzzzzzzz 
             - Introducing the new country : Fetusland 
             - that pretty much summarises the whole strip... 
             - *blargh* 
             - can you feel the love toonight? 
             - dude, little bit late on the halloween ah? 
             - camping... 
             - .............. 
             - Reverend Robert... 
             - now we go back to the E.R... 
             - and that's suposed to be? 
             - I think they don't make 'em your size.... 
             - OH NOES, he's here! 
             - now that's some deep thinking... 
             - I don't trust this door... 
             - we're closing in... 
             - it was the factory to the right!!! 
             - *sigh* you sure? 
             - ouch... 
             - ah, that explains everything.... 
             - nice carrot... 
             - ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBRA... 
             - Oh so it was not a malfunction... 
             - A special announcement... 
             - Ah, so thats what's in his room.... 
             - *sigh* 
             - Master Roberto the drunkyard! 
             - The warhol-effect 
             - I will give you a cookie if you can figure out my text 
             - Bobby the farmer 
             - -.0 
             - Oh, I thought it was some kind of a tourist junk... 
             - 0.0 oh noes!!!! 
             - brrrraaaains... 
             - yeah, he likes stuff... 
            I'm not seeing why in the hell the bank gave you a loan... 
             - and thats the whole truth... 
             - and now a sneak preview on how the author gets his ideas for the comic and motivation to make a page... 
             - gawd dammit... 
             - indeed... 
             - He can do that? 
             - Shocking revelation... 
             - Comercially minded bobby? 
             - all my love... 
             - My David Caruso tribute... 
             - now you really pissed him off 
             - across the highest mountains.... 
             - They're all getting younger... 
             - And now we turn to the latest weather report, with our weather reporter, Robert Hansen 
             - oh dang... 
             - Art and constructionism? 
             - well, that is a diffrent approach... 
             - Hey its from the forum game, what's it called again 
             - Freistaat Sachsen... 
             - Super foeti! 
             - ............... 
             - RAAAGH 
             - I wonder where he got it... 
             - You know, it glows in the dark... 
             - And I would.. 
             - lets get ready to rumble!!!! 
             - why, it was a good idea... 
             - badabada bohoo 
             - you aint wana go in there... 
             - okay, that's just weird... 
             - ah....... 
             - interesting look... 
             - Whirly curly 
             - dudurudu duuu 
             - X.X.UP.Square 
             - GREAT WORK BOBBY!!! 
             - bobby the rich? 
             - uuugh...  
             - That trip down south .... 
             - round and round.... 
             - doctor Robert... 
             - ^^ 
             - put some ice on that... 
             - ............. 
             - bobby can't loose.... 
             - I see 
             - feeewh 
             - eat your food 
             - brown thing 
             - box! 
             - Oh yeah.... 
             - only 5,99 
             - another black one! 
             - tip tip tap toe 
             - oh my god... 
             - ........... 
             - grrreat 
             - zoooom 
             - Super-fetus? 
             - plotting fetus... 
             - YAY!!! 
             - like it wasn't tiny enough 
             - week 7? 
             - *sigh* 
             - aww  
             - hell!!! 
             - '08 holiday special 
             - fetus love... 
             - PINK!!!! 
             - lucy in the sky... 
             - parry, parry, miss, miss 
             - I bet it can light up your world... 
             - . . , -  
             - mmm.... 
             - make an attack roll... 
             - ball of.... 
             - working out 
             - and now for some comercials. 
             - ...... 
             - YARRH 
             - TADA! 
             - Hey guess what...its your  
             - ..... 
             - :'( 
             - inbox? outbox? junk e-mail! 
             - the sense is tickling 
             - But I though it was autum 
             - the minotaur 
             - .... 
             - what a feeling 
             - a line 
             - I think this side might be better then the other... 
             - blurry... 
             - mmm. 
             - and the lucky number is... 
             - a trip to the zoo 
             - I love soap comercials... 
             - fetus...with EARS!!! 
             - ... 
            prelude 
         
      
     
      
        Author notes 
        
        Common side effects include: Lack of self preservation, inability to stand your ground, lack of motivation, green warts and urge for bacon based meals…
       
    
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