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#37: Next week, on a very special Boredom Comics...

Vagabond

on Aug. 13, 2006

I hope everyone enjoyed me being on vacation, because I sure did. Among the highlights of the trip were:

- Getting into an argument with someone because I believed that you can't get sunburnt on an overcast day.
- Getting said person to buy me aloe vera for horrible sunburn I ended up getting. Sucker.
- Taking a little bit of time to give back to the community by helping enrich children's vocabulary
- Getting kicked out of the "Fun Land Arcade" because of the words I chose to enrich the children with while playing Tekken 5 (dammit Namco, when you make a button masher like Baek in Tekken 2, give me a little warning before I use him again!)
- Went parasailing, where right after I went, a kid peed in the harness. Not out of fear, but -amusement.- I am grateful that I don't understand that.
- Found out that being at a "family restaurant" means that I for some reason can't claim "re-enacting the World Cup" when some damn toddler gets in the way of my foosball game.

… Y'know, looking back at it, I really hate children. Next year, I'm going to go somewhere were I won't see any kids the whole time I'm there. Like a singles resort.

Or an office supply store.