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#41: Captain America

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#41: Captain America

Vagabond
on

Like most guys, there are certain… behaviors I've picked up along the way. I scratch myself in public without shame, I burp and fart when I'm around people I don't need to impress, and drinking out of the carton comes only second to eating straight out of the jar.

Then… there's the paranoia I feel when I drop the soap in the shower.

It doesn't matter that I'm completely by myself in the shower (Scarlet Johansson doesn't seem to stop by as often as she used to) but I still need to turn around to make sure that some guy isn't going to come up behind me and shout, "Touchdown!" or "Extra Point!"

… And I don't even want to think about how a "2-point Conversion" would work…

(PS: My love for the new DD is boundless like my love of anal rapage. Yeah, just thought I'd throw in my disapproval, too.)

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