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#53: (Insert electricity pun here)

Vagabond

on Oct. 16, 2006

I'm really sick today. Like, sick as a dog.

Which is an expression I've never quite understood.

I mean, when I think of a dog, I think of a hyperactive retarded 3 year old with better bladder control. So how exactly does this equate to me having a sore throat, feeling light-headed most of the time, and having a strong urge to get to 2nd base with any nearby toilet/sink?

It just doesn't.

… Unless you take all of my frequent leg-humping and licking myself into consideration…