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#54: Another brilliant deduction

Vagabond

on Oct. 22, 2006

I've found that I've been more amorous around people I'm attracted to recently. Maybe it's because I haven't been in a relationship for a few months, or maybe that "sick as a dog" period left me in heat. Either way, I've been incredibly flirty as of late.

Like, a few nights ago, I'm at this party… and then I saw them. They were in a group of people, but I could still see the subtle features of their face. The smile that seemed to open their soul as well as their mouth, the eyes that beckoned to be filled with love… and most importantly, an ass that wouldn't quit. I was floored.

So I made my move. I slowly crossed the room, just as a soldier crawls across no-man's land to finally take a jab at enemy lines. And soon, standing before me like the figurative Nazi they were, there I was. And after that… magic.

The environment of our first… "encounter" can't exactly be considered as very beautiful. It was in a bathroom, and looking at them from across the sink just made me notice their tiny imperfections, like the big chunk of frame that ran down their face. But love was love, so I took the plunge, and prepared to consummate like I had never consummated before.



… And if I hadn't suspiciously passed out before my date-rape drugs worked on them, this would be a completely different ending.

(PS: I'm trying out a new comic template now. I'm a big fan of it because it allows me a more creative zoom, but I'd like to hear what you guys think. So please, don't be afraid to say how you feel about it.)