Boredom Comics
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- #60: Voyeurism and subterfuge make a beautiful couple
- #59: False patriotism
- #58: Tricked shot
- #57: Stormtrooper style it is
- #56: That's your horoscope, for today
- #55: Where is pants!?
- #54: Another brilliant deduction
- #53: (Insert electricity pun here)
- #52: Attack of the Level Select
- #51: It seems believeable
- #50: That doesn't rule out loud grunting sounds, right?
- #49: A change in strategy
- #48: Wily's evil, still lost groove
- #47: Technobabble, schmechnobabble
- #46: Welcome to 2001
- #45: Awkward!
- #44: Dangers of golfing
- #43: Evil University's never been picky
- #42: Protoman keeps his rep
- #41: Captain America
- #40: Funny, it seemed to work for Al Pacino
- #39: Protoman resorts to fratboy insults
- #38: That's one small mistake for Auto, one giant leap for Dr. Light
- #37: Next week, on a very special Boredom Comics...
- #36: Nonstandard standards
- #35: The second most unnecessary jab at economics ever
- #34: High school plays have better acting than that
- #33: Too late
- #32: The most unnecessary jab at economics ever
- #31: ... Mugman!?
- #30: Interupting Cow says... what?
- #29: Is it possible to have burning ears when you only have sockets?
- #28: Bots and the city
- #27: Domestic abuse never gets old
- #26: Smooth Operator
- #25: Math equations have never ended well
- #24: There's a difference between the two now?
- #23: Roll doesn't think very highly of Wily
- #22: The Great Escape thwarted
- #21: One of those things it's best not to forget
- #20: stating the obvious
- #19: Wily's evil groove
- #18: Two of the worst mental pictures. Ever.
- #17: Guns, the ultimate motivator
- #16: Flashback seizures: it's like heroin, except only the cool kids are doing it
- #15: Why mind reading isn't a valuable skill
- #14: The beating of the heart! The beating of that damned heart!
- #13: Dr. Light likes his Dr. Who
- #12: Another act of god explained away by electronics
- #11: A "born-again" robot?
- #10: The trick to domestic abuse is to get them to keep their stories straight
- #9: Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
- #8: Bad mental picture, right?
- #7: Using disposable diapers?
- #6: Here's a tip Mr. Anime: self-narration is the storyline equivalent of ethnic cleansing
- #5: With smarts like this, who needs help?
- #4: This looks like it could take awhile
- #3: It's best not to think about these things
- #2: Somewhere, over the rainbow...
- #1: First Comic: But is that a good thing?
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First
Prev
- #60: Voyeurism and subterfuge make a beautiful couple
- #59: False patriotism
- #58: Tricked shot
- #57: Stormtrooper style it is
- #56: That's your horoscope, for today
- #55: Where is pants!?
- #54: Another brilliant deduction
- #53: (Insert electricity pun here)
- #52: Attack of the Level Select
- #51: It seems believeable
- #50: That doesn't rule out loud grunting sounds, right?
- #49: A change in strategy
- #48: Wily's evil, still lost groove
- #47: Technobabble, schmechnobabble
- #46: Welcome to 2001
- #45: Awkward!
- #44: Dangers of golfing
- #43: Evil University's never been picky
- #42: Protoman keeps his rep
- #41: Captain America
- #40: Funny, it seemed to work for Al Pacino
- #39: Protoman resorts to fratboy insults
- #38: That's one small mistake for Auto, one giant leap for Dr. Light
- #37: Next week, on a very special Boredom Comics...
- #36: Nonstandard standards
- #35: The second most unnecessary jab at economics ever
- #34: High school plays have better acting than that
- #33: Too late
- #32: The most unnecessary jab at economics ever
- #31: ... Mugman!?
- #30: Interupting Cow says... what?
- #29: Is it possible to have burning ears when you only have sockets?
- #28: Bots and the city
- #27: Domestic abuse never gets old
- #26: Smooth Operator
- #25: Math equations have never ended well
- #24: There's a difference between the two now?
- #23: Roll doesn't think very highly of Wily
- #22: The Great Escape thwarted
- #21: One of those things it's best not to forget
- #20: stating the obvious
- #19: Wily's evil groove
- #18: Two of the worst mental pictures. Ever.
- #17: Guns, the ultimate motivator
- #16: Flashback seizures: it's like heroin, except only the cool kids are doing it
- #15: Why mind reading isn't a valuable skill
- #14: The beating of the heart! The beating of that damned heart!
- #13: Dr. Light likes his Dr. Who
- #12: Another act of god explained away by electronics
- #11: A "born-again" robot?
- #10: The trick to domestic abuse is to get them to keep their stories straight
- #9: Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
- #8: Bad mental picture, right?
- #7: Using disposable diapers?
- #6: Here's a tip Mr. Anime: self-narration is the storyline equivalent of ethnic cleansing
- #5: With smarts like this, who needs help?
- #4: This looks like it could take awhile
- #3: It's best not to think about these things
- #2: Somewhere, over the rainbow...
- #1: First Comic: But is that a good thing?
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So I'm sitting at a bus stop, incidentally waiting for a bus, when a bully approaches. Now, this isn't a "I'm actually just a really fat 10 year old" bully or a "In 10 years, your tax dollars will be paying for my sedatives" bully. This is the worst kind of bully there is. A yellow jacket. The thing lands on my pant leg, and starts wandering around the landscape known as my flesh. I try shooing it, but to no avail. After all, "getting stung by a bug" wasn't exactly high on my to-do list today, so all I really could do was try to picture myself in a happy place as if I were some stripper getting felt up by a big guy named Tony. Not that I know how that feels or anything, or that I frequently frequent strip clubs to proclaim my love for Cupcake but… ok, back on topic. Eventually, the little bugger starts climbing into my pocket. This is where I draw the line. This little thing hasn't even bought me dinner, and he's trying to slide into third base. That doesn't fly, bucko. I'm not about to let myself get abused by something named after tacky clothing! If I didn't do something now, what was next? Getting pushed around by polkadot pantaloons? Having to give my lunch money over to spandex stockings!? I had to stop this, and I knew that there was only one way to do it. I began rocking my waist back and forth, while thrusting my right hand into my other pocket to protect my manhood from eventual stinging. … Consequently, "Why yes Sir, there is a bee in my pants… and I'm happy to see you." is not the best way to greet your bus driver.
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