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- The End
- Epilogue page 3
- Epilogue page 2
- Epilogue page 1
- The promise 13
- The promise 12
- The promise 11
- The promise 10
- The promise 9
- The promise 8
- The promise 7
- The promise 6
- The promise 5
- The promise 4
- The promise 3
- The promise 2
- The promise 1
- Role model 2
- About sailors and moons
- Role model
- On strike (2)
- On strike (1)
- Fiction x reality
- Unexpected visitors 2
- Hotline (7)
- Hotline (6)
- Hotline (5)
- Hotline (4)
- Hotline (3)
- Hotline (2)
- Hotline
- Combat training
- The key (END)
- The key (3)
- The key (2)
- The key (1)
- Pecking order of monster hunters
- Vlad's first hunt 4
- Mother's day
- Vlad's first hunt 3
- Vlad's first hunt 2
- I have no idea - don't ask
- Vlad's first hunt 1
- Future Q and A - Ending
- Future Q and A - Magic
- Future Q and A - Good questions
- Future Q and A - Jobs
- Future Q and A - Powers
- Future Q and A - Scars
- Future Q and A - Kids
- Future Bessie and Lucy
- It's about to begin
- Future ask box sneak peek! Seriously now!
- Future ask box sneak peek! - April Fools
- This (3)
- This (2)
- Special askbox is open (see description)
- This
Year 10 cover
- Tropical trouble 3
- Tropical trouble 2
- Tropical trouble 1
- Ask Dracula and Van Helsing 10
- Ask everyone 4
- Ask everyone 3.1
- Ask everyone 3
- Ask Bram and Vlad 7
- Ask Bram and Vlad 6
- Ask Bram and Vlad 5
- Ask everyone 2
- Ask everyone 1
- Ask Bram and Vlad 4
- It's that time of the year again!
- Merry Christmas 2016
- Scientific method
- Unexpected visitors
- Happy Halloween
- Surprise visit (END)
- Surprise visit 5
- Surprise visit 4
- Surprise visit 3
- Surprise visit 2
- Booklet: Harker's Guest
- Surprise visit 1
- Side effects
- Duty Calls END
- Back soon
- Duty Calls 11
- Duty Calls 10
- Duty Calls 9
- Year 9 cover
- Ask Bram and Vlad 3
- Ask Bram and Vlad 2
- Ask Bram and Vlad 1
- Ask Dracula and Van Helsing 9
- Ask Dracula and Van Helsing 8
- Ask Dracula and Van Helsing 7
- Ask Dracula and Van Helsing 6
- Ask Dracula and Van Helsing 5
- Ask Dracula and Van Helsing 4
- Ask Dracula and Van Helsing 3
- Ask Dracula and Van Helsing 2
- Ask Dracula and Van Helsing 1
- Happy New Year
- Duty calls beta
- Duty Calls 8
- Duty Calls 7
- Duty Calls 6
- Duty Calls 5
- Duty Calls 4
- Duty Calls 3
- Duty Calls 2
- Duty Calls 1
- Doing NaNoWriMo
- Costumes
- Drunk Duck Awards 2015
- Don't ask
- Booklet: Welcome to Exeter
- Lazy day
- What
- Mutt (End)
- Sliding scale of mad science
- Mutt 4
- The Flying Dutchman
- Mini-hiatus has a deadline! YAY!
- Mutt 3
- Mutt 2
- Birth of Jack Hyde [3/3]
- Birth of Jack Hyde [2/3]
- Birth of Jack Hyde [1/3]
- Vlad's Prequel [3/3]
- Vlad's Prequel [2/3]
- Vlad's Prequel [1/3]
- Mutt
- Vlad is not threatening
- Victorian Strips - The kukri was drawn
- Surrealism (2)
- Evidences
- Famous Expressions
- Ask Lucy
- Feminism (2)
Year 8 cover
- Book Launch Party
- Bram Stoker hates shipping
- I'm DUTCH
- His fault
- Abraham and Jonathan
- Know-it-all
Victorian Bram & Vlad - First compilation
- About a Library (3)
- About a Library (2)
- About a Library (1)
- Ellen's list
- New Year Special
- Thank you VinoMas
- Un Chien Andalou
- Rhetorical question
- Stubborness
- About a Loyal Friend (3/3)
- About a Loyal Friend (2/3)
- About a Loyal Friend (1/3)
- The Sunday Club (Epilogue)
- Yet another Halloween special
- The Sunday Club (End)
- The Sunday Club (12)
- The Sunday Club (11)
- The Sunday Club (10)
- The Sunday Club (9)
- [FILLER] The Duck Awards
- The Sunday Club (8)
- The Sunday Club (7)
- The Sunday Club (6)
- The Sunday Club (5)
- [FILLER] Fanservice
- The Sunday Club (4)
- The Sunday Club (3)
- The Sunday Club (2)
- The Sunday Club (1)
- Ask Bessie
- Bad idea
- Bad example
- Bad influences
- Dual citizenship
- June 12 - 2014
- Where did we fail?
- Kilt
- World Cup Special 31
- World Cup Special 30
- World Cup Special 29
- World Cup Special 28
- World Cup Special 27
- Who wants to be a half-vampire? (3)
- Who wants to be a half-vampire? (2)
- Who wants to be a half-vampire? (1)
- Growth spurt
- Relationship chart - Quincey version
- Relationship chart
- NED x CRC after
- NED x CRC before
- Conversational rules
- Advertising 2
- World Cup Special 26
- World Cup Special 25
- World Cup Special 24
- World Cup Special 23
- World Cup Special 22
- World Cup Special 21
- World Cup Special 20
- World Cup Special 19
- World Cup Special 18
- World Cup Special 17
- World Cup Special 16
- World Cup Special 15
- World Cup Special 14
- World Cup Special 13
- World Cup Special 12
- World Cup Special 11
- World Cup Special 10
- World Cup Special 9
- World Cup Special 8
- World Cup Special 7
- World Cup Special 6
- World Cup Special 5
- World Cup Special 4
- World Cup Special 3
- World Cup Special 2
- World Cup Special 1
- Advertising
- Authority argument
- Handbook
- Year 7 back cover
Year 7 cover
- About a Wii (3/3)
- About a Wii (2/3)
- About a Wii (1/3)
- About a Teddy Bear (3)
- About a Teddy Bear (2)
About a Teddy Bear (1)
- The meeting (12)
- The meeting (11)
- The meeting (10)
- The meeting (9)
- The meeting (8)
- The meeting (7)
- The meeting (6)
- The meeting (5)
- The meeting (4)
- The meeting (3)
- The meeting (2)
- The meeting (1)
- Fake geek girl
- Stop
- Mother and daughter
- Two envelopes problem
- Shippings
- Escapist literature
- Feminism
- Simon Belmont
- Solution
- Insolence
- Jonathan Harker
- Renfield
- Door
- Training (2)
- Training
- Ask Vlad 4
- Dat smile
- Privacy
- Zalgo
- The Album (15)
- The Album (14)
- The Album (13)
- The Album (12)
- Year 6 back cover
Year 6 cover
- The Album (11)
- The Album (10)
- An old photo (2)
- The Album (9)
- The Album (8)
- The Album (7)
- An old photo (1)
- The Album (6)
- The Album (5)
- The Album (4)
- The Album (3)
- The Album (2)
- The Album (1)
- Chess
- Gotta catch'em all
- Ask Vlad 3
- Playing with fire 2
- Playing with fire
- Fever - Final
- Fever 10
- Fever 9
- Fever 8
- Fever 7
- Fever 6
- Fever 5
- Fever 4
- Fever 3
- Fever 2
- Fever
- Ask Bram
- Bowties are cool
- David Tennant
- Lucy doesn't take a no
- What his dad said
- Ask Vlad 3
- The raven (2)
- The raven
- The last straw
- Phoenix Wright
- Angry peasants
- Ask Vlad 2
- Annoying vegetarians
- Bad movies
- Reminder
- Freedom
- Conscious consumerism
- Futility
- Tactical error
- Year Five back cover
Year Five cover
- Similarities between vampires and geeks (1)
- Children's day
- Equality between humans
- Prides
- Glassroof
- Chick lit
- Ask Vlad
- Excuses
- Valentine's day
- Family abilities
- How to impress Bram
- Creatures of the night
- Year 4 back cover
Year 4 cover
- Holiday's spirit
- It's a surprise
- Vampiric debut
- Terrible dilemma
- After the ball
- The Ball (Epilogue)
- The Ball (End)
- The Ball (10)
- The Ball (9)
- The Ball (8)
- The Ball (7)
- The Ball (6)
- The Ball (5)
- The Ball (4)
- The Ball (3)
- The Ball (2)
- The Ball (1)
- Invitations
- Nightmare
- Holy water works
- Two moms
- Girls talking
- Brazilian Elections
- Changes (2)
- Changes
- Year 3 back cover
Year 3 cover
- Christmas Special
- Love (2)
- Friendship (4)
- Red Countess
- Halloween Special (3)
- Halloween Special (2)
- Halloween Special (1)
- Bride (2)
- Bride (1)
- The horror! The horror!
- Worthwhile
- Birds
- Chance
- Clichés (2)
- Clichés
- Inspiration
- Teen
- Twilight Sindrome (5)
- Twilight Sindrome (4)
- Twilight Sindrome (3)
- Twilight Sindrome (2)
- Twilight Sindrome (1)
- Metalinguistics (8)
- Year Two back cover
Year Two cover
- Weird accent
- Surrealism
- Whoops
- Football Match (2)
- Fanfic
- Polite people
- xkcd
- Cyanide and Happiness
- The truth
- Bad Luck Day
- Strategy
- This is love
- Lucy
- Humanity
- Junk Food 2
- Junk Food 1
- Year One Cover 2
Year One Cover
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Author notes
It was difficult for Bessie to choose an answer that wouldn't make Bram actually say what they use those eyeballs for (it can't be pretty), but that won't make him lose respect for her.
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