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- Gotta Catch Em' All! #3 1/2 Hoobirt
- Wondertwin Powers!
- The Notso Triumphant Return Of Doctor Dolittle
- Dr. Dolittle's Diet
- HAPPY BATHROOM SPIDER
- The Doctor Goes To School
- He's Got the Right Idea
- Outward Pacifist, Inward Dictator
- Protest For The Weeds
- A Cameo Worth Seeing
- An Emporium Affair With a Foxgirl
- Chikkin?
- Hammer-Man's Aeroplanes
- 4 Grams of Total Fat; 120 Grams of BORING
- Boyz In Da Hoods
- Banned Buttocks
- I Swear, They're Like Twinkies
- You Want the Moon, Mary? No, Not That One.
- Public Lice
- Missing Assignments
- I'll "Snap" Your Neck
- Johnny Go Ska
- Meet the Author
- Webcomic Diner (ALL-COLOUR SPECIAL!)
- Attention, Neighbor!
- A Strong Sense of... Neutrality
- I'll Take That With Cream, Sugar, And Disgusting
- What Did I EAT?
- Carrie For VP and Christine Is the Campaign Mobile
- Pen Enlargement
- It's the Tag, Isn't It?
- You're No Revolutionary
- Random Coca and John
- LARGE EGGS AND MINUTE CRITTERS!
- CORPSE OF FUHRER FOUND IN SCANNER!
- One Musical Difference
- Unrequited Apologies
- Let's Hope There's Not Another Holocaust
- Your Shins Need Stitches
- If You REALLY Hate Your Child...
- Keep Me Warm!
- Kinky!
- "She's a GOOD Girl..."
- I Think We've Lost 'Em!
- My Carpet Is Ruined
- The Man From Mars
- The Man in the Moon
- Dance, My Washer, Dance
- Dispose of My Garbage!
- The Linguist Who Did Me
- The Mollestache
- The Cartridge Goes Where The Sun Don't Shine
- The Further Adventures of... Coca Dolittle
- OHSWEETJESUSIT'SASPIDERGETINTHECAR!
- Matzo, Jello-y Cheese, and... What IS That?
- Mary Jane Ain't A Comedienne
- Day-To-Day Serpent-Surprises
- Distraut Hausfraus
- I Swear This Is True
- Goes Down Smooth, But Tastes Like Crap
- Caramels: A Hot Pursuit
- The Ever So Creative Comic-Cover
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First
Prev
- Gotta Catch Em' All! #3 1/2 Hoobirt
- Wondertwin Powers!
- The Notso Triumphant Return Of Doctor Dolittle
- Dr. Dolittle's Diet
- HAPPY BATHROOM SPIDER
- The Doctor Goes To School
- He's Got the Right Idea
- Outward Pacifist, Inward Dictator
- Protest For The Weeds
- A Cameo Worth Seeing
- An Emporium Affair With a Foxgirl
- Chikkin?
- Hammer-Man's Aeroplanes
- 4 Grams of Total Fat; 120 Grams of BORING
- Boyz In Da Hoods
- Banned Buttocks
- I Swear, They're Like Twinkies
- You Want the Moon, Mary? No, Not That One.
- Public Lice
- Missing Assignments
- I'll "Snap" Your Neck
- Johnny Go Ska
- Meet the Author
- Webcomic Diner (ALL-COLOUR SPECIAL!)
- Attention, Neighbor!
- A Strong Sense of... Neutrality
- I'll Take That With Cream, Sugar, And Disgusting
- What Did I EAT?
- Carrie For VP and Christine Is the Campaign Mobile
- Pen Enlargement
- It's the Tag, Isn't It?
- You're No Revolutionary
- Random Coca and John
- LARGE EGGS AND MINUTE CRITTERS!
- CORPSE OF FUHRER FOUND IN SCANNER!
- One Musical Difference
- Unrequited Apologies
- Let's Hope There's Not Another Holocaust
- Your Shins Need Stitches
- If You REALLY Hate Your Child...
- Keep Me Warm!
- Kinky!
- "She's a GOOD Girl..."
- I Think We've Lost 'Em!
- My Carpet Is Ruined
- The Man From Mars
- The Man in the Moon
- Dance, My Washer, Dance
- Dispose of My Garbage!
- The Linguist Who Did Me
- The Mollestache
- The Cartridge Goes Where The Sun Don't Shine
- The Further Adventures of... Coca Dolittle
- OHSWEETJESUSIT'SASPIDERGETINTHECAR!
- Matzo, Jello-y Cheese, and... What IS That?
- Mary Jane Ain't A Comedienne
- Day-To-Day Serpent-Surprises
- Distraut Hausfraus
- I Swear This Is True
- Goes Down Smooth, But Tastes Like Crap
- Caramels: A Hot Pursuit
- The Ever So Creative Comic-Cover
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Author notes
Am I the ONLY child that was ever afraid of the Pringles Man? I don't even know if he has a name, but I do know that he makes me pee myself in fright. That mollestery moustache, the barbershop-quartet-like tie and hairdo… It's all so wrong. It's a study that's actually been done. Small children tend to be more afraid of men with facial hair than without. That might explain why being in the same room with my Uncle Chris (no matter how many people are in there) sort of makes me feel like he's gonna' run over to me, put me in a bag, then give me to the Gates Bar-B-Que man who will walk around with me in his stupid little carryout bag whilst wearing his tophat and spats. Yes. I'm also afraid of the Gates Bar-B-Que man. (Maybe that's only a celebrity in KC)
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