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My Carpet Is Ruined

dr_dolittle

on March 14, 2007

I was having a pee at my father's house the other day whilst my little black cat circled my feet. Just as the urge hit me, it must have hit my cat. Tybbie ran out to the carpeted area outside my bathroom RIGHT where I could see him. He then squatted and did the unthinkable on my carpet. I watched in slow motion as his poop slid out and onto my carpet, creating earthquakes with each turd. Now I have to clean up some cat poop.

I thought I'd add that my cat's REAL name is "Tybalt" after Juliet's cousin in Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet." (I've played the character twice, now, I think)

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