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- Gotta Catch Em' All! #3 1/2 Hoobirt
- Wondertwin Powers!
- The Notso Triumphant Return Of Doctor Dolittle
- Dr. Dolittle's Diet
- HAPPY BATHROOM SPIDER
- The Doctor Goes To School
- He's Got the Right Idea
- Outward Pacifist, Inward Dictator
- Protest For The Weeds
- A Cameo Worth Seeing
- An Emporium Affair With a Foxgirl
- Chikkin?
- Hammer-Man's Aeroplanes
- 4 Grams of Total Fat; 120 Grams of BORING
- Boyz In Da Hoods
- Banned Buttocks
- I Swear, They're Like Twinkies
- You Want the Moon, Mary? No, Not That One.
- Public Lice
- Missing Assignments
- I'll "Snap" Your Neck
- Johnny Go Ska
- Meet the Author
- Webcomic Diner (ALL-COLOUR SPECIAL!)
- Attention, Neighbor!
- A Strong Sense of... Neutrality
- I'll Take That With Cream, Sugar, And Disgusting
- What Did I EAT?
- Carrie For VP and Christine Is the Campaign Mobile
- Pen Enlargement
- It's the Tag, Isn't It?
- You're No Revolutionary
- Random Coca and John
- LARGE EGGS AND MINUTE CRITTERS!
- CORPSE OF FUHRER FOUND IN SCANNER!
- One Musical Difference
- Unrequited Apologies
- Let's Hope There's Not Another Holocaust
- Your Shins Need Stitches
- If You REALLY Hate Your Child...
- Keep Me Warm!
- Kinky!
- "She's a GOOD Girl..."
- I Think We've Lost 'Em!
- My Carpet Is Ruined
- The Man From Mars
- The Man in the Moon
- Dance, My Washer, Dance
- Dispose of My Garbage!
- The Linguist Who Did Me
- The Mollestache
- The Cartridge Goes Where The Sun Don't Shine
- The Further Adventures of... Coca Dolittle
- OHSWEETJESUSIT'SASPIDERGETINTHECAR!
- Matzo, Jello-y Cheese, and... What IS That?
- Mary Jane Ain't A Comedienne
- Day-To-Day Serpent-Surprises
- Distraut Hausfraus
- I Swear This Is True
- Goes Down Smooth, But Tastes Like Crap
- Caramels: A Hot Pursuit
- The Ever So Creative Comic-Cover
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Prev
- Gotta Catch Em' All! #3 1/2 Hoobirt
- Wondertwin Powers!
- The Notso Triumphant Return Of Doctor Dolittle
- Dr. Dolittle's Diet
- HAPPY BATHROOM SPIDER
- The Doctor Goes To School
- He's Got the Right Idea
- Outward Pacifist, Inward Dictator
- Protest For The Weeds
- A Cameo Worth Seeing
- An Emporium Affair With a Foxgirl
- Chikkin?
- Hammer-Man's Aeroplanes
- 4 Grams of Total Fat; 120 Grams of BORING
- Boyz In Da Hoods
- Banned Buttocks
- I Swear, They're Like Twinkies
- You Want the Moon, Mary? No, Not That One.
- Public Lice
- Missing Assignments
- I'll "Snap" Your Neck
- Johnny Go Ska
- Meet the Author
- Webcomic Diner (ALL-COLOUR SPECIAL!)
- Attention, Neighbor!
- A Strong Sense of... Neutrality
- I'll Take That With Cream, Sugar, And Disgusting
- What Did I EAT?
- Carrie For VP and Christine Is the Campaign Mobile
- Pen Enlargement
- It's the Tag, Isn't It?
- You're No Revolutionary
- Random Coca and John
- LARGE EGGS AND MINUTE CRITTERS!
- CORPSE OF FUHRER FOUND IN SCANNER!
- One Musical Difference
- Unrequited Apologies
- Let's Hope There's Not Another Holocaust
- Your Shins Need Stitches
- If You REALLY Hate Your Child...
- Keep Me Warm!
- Kinky!
- "She's a GOOD Girl..."
- I Think We've Lost 'Em!
- My Carpet Is Ruined
- The Man From Mars
- The Man in the Moon
- Dance, My Washer, Dance
- Dispose of My Garbage!
- The Linguist Who Did Me
- The Mollestache
- The Cartridge Goes Where The Sun Don't Shine
- The Further Adventures of... Coca Dolittle
- OHSWEETJESUSIT'SASPIDERGETINTHECAR!
- Matzo, Jello-y Cheese, and... What IS That?
- Mary Jane Ain't A Comedienne
- Day-To-Day Serpent-Surprises
- Distraut Hausfraus
- I Swear This Is True
- Goes Down Smooth, But Tastes Like Crap
- Caramels: A Hot Pursuit
- The Ever So Creative Comic-Cover
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Author notes
Just crazy 'bout Elvis. Another one in the "fireplace" series. I was listening to Tom Petty's "Free Fallin'" on my iPod. In one verse, I'm not sure what he's saying, but it SURE sounds like what I've drawn above. And by the way, I'm sorry to you whiney Goth kids. Don't give me your stupid-ass speeches about how I'm "discriminating" against vampires by picturing them looking this way. I'm SO sorry for your little vampire-demographic. Now go jump off a cliff, survive, then catch ebola a year later. EDIT: Okay. I'm NOT crazy. I just did some research and yes, those are the actual lyrics. Kind of takes the fun out of it, huh?
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