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Kinky!

dr_dolittle

on March 14, 2007

God. Whenever my mom watches those freakshows on TV (Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Sex in the City…), I always wonder what women's poor husbands have to go through in the bedroom: "OKAY! I'm Izzie! And you're Dr. McDreamee! And we're having sex in a garbage can down in the morgue!" (Geesh, that was dark). The idea of this is just… weird.

It also brings to mind porn, which always has the WEIRDEST situations. I watched a special on it on some weepy chick-channel and it explained how they write porn to appeal to different fetishes. It sort of made my eye twitch and me want to go into the next room and actually INGEST a picture of Tommy Tune to get the images out of my head. (Did I just type that?)