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If You REALLY Hate Your Child...

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If You REALLY Hate Your Child...

dr_dolittle
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Name them "Jillian." That is the most MISERABLE name I have ever heard. Just say it a few times. Feel the way your epiglottis comes forward and you hear the laughter of a thousand demons? There's proof. I'm SO glad that my parents were not insane enough to name me that (even though it totally would be WRONG on me).

It seems like every Jillian I've met is a bitch. But JULIANS are nice. BECAUSE THEY'RE THE SON OF JOHN LENNON.

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