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CORPSE OF FUHRER FOUND IN SCANNER!

dr_dolittle

on March 24, 2007

Yes, DD artists! I have found the skeleton of Adolph Hitler lodged in my scanner! And it was infested with fleas!

Okay, no I didn't. It happened with a sharpie and a plastic skeleton. The dots are just my scanner screaming that it needs to be wiped clean.

Now, before you go off on me about being a "Nazi" and being "racist" and "antisemetic", shut up before you say anything.

Seriously. I'm making fun of Hitler. Just look at him and see if you don't laugh. He always looks like he just chewed on a toe, or something. And that moustache is wrong.