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He's Got the Right Idea

dr_dolittle

on April 23, 2007

Dude, I don't know jackshit about American Idol, but you know, I feel I have the right to criticize it because it's constantly shoved in my face for me to grump at.

Really. Everyone around me is talking about some long-haired dude named "Sanjaya." I still think his name sounds like "Jambalaya." I guess I like Jambalaya. But I've never the authentic kind… Oh, come on. I just ate.

And also, I don't know who Rick is, or why his hairdo looks like a flanksteak, but his eyes are lopsided and he has the cave-painting on his talkshow, which is cool by me.