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HAPPY BATHROOM SPIDER

dr_dolittle

on April 25, 2007

Where have you gone?

I stepped out of the shower, the other day, and noticed a gigantic wolf-spider in behind my toilet. It didn't really disturb me, I just sat there (naked) and watched it. Then it tried to climb the wall, and I cheered it on.

Later that day, I returned to find Happy Bathroom Spider, and it was gone. I felt like crying. I wanted HBS to be my best friend. We could share secrets, play games, and even get married. Hell, it had already seen me naked.

So, HBS is gone, now. But I made this tribute to it. We all love you, Happy Bathroom Spider. Wherever you are.