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The Notso Triumphant Return Of Doctor Dolittle

dr_dolittle

on June 18, 2007

Oh god! I'm back! It's ORGASMIC.

And as a promise to say that I'm back, I'm uploading a picture of myself. Fat man in a tophat. That's me.

My best friend since kindergarten and I decided to test the Jone's Holiday Sodas, with repugnant flavours such as Yeast Roll, Peas, Antacid, Sweet Potato, Turkey and Gravy, and Ass (no, I lied about that last one).

It made me so sick that I wasn't able to eat for a few days. Seriously. I was that disgusted. I even have a picture of me leaning over a trashcan with a jet of vomit flying out of my fat gullet. I'm not uploading that for obvious reasons. (For the nosy: My vomit was orange)