Carcinolove
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The Captain
Carcinolove onThis is Morgan. Captain Morgan. He's pretty much 100% pure badassium™. He'll rock your face off, and then eat it for dessert. The entree is, of course, broken glass and crunchy chicks.
That last part was a Fable reference. If you didn't get it, you should leave right now.
No, don't. I was just kidding. I swear.
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