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- > explore caveman feelings
- > Enter hole.
- > continue
- > continue
- > Become extremely agitated with frustration and head butt tree until it topples over
- > get rocks
- > Examine suspicious hole next to tree (suspiciously...)
- > continue
- > Put on your best glower and stomp down to River Jim's abode
- > scratch belly
- > continue
- > Sit down and enjoy candy.
- > Combine pebble with wall to plan recapture of meat
- > Go back to cave and pick up plot-central small stone
- > continue
- > Put candy in inventory.
- > continue
- > Go get'em Dan!
- > It's Friday. You should be fasting.
- > is that a tusk behind you? or a tail? or the moon in crescent form?? Either way you better check it out
- > continue
- > Rush out of cave in slightly directed reckless abandon (and rage)!
- > continue
- > continue
- > Invent the wheel
- > Execute your primal scream
- > continue
- > continue
- > Raceman Dans door is kicked down by Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer. They need him to drive them to save the President...again.
- > throw out random envelope that is sitting on the floor in fear it has anthrax inside
- > Eat Couch
- > continue
- > Finish the bottle of Chardonnay
- > continue
- > continue
- > hit head with club
- > pick up club to go hunt Brachiosaurus
- > continue
- > make wall picture of meat hoped for in cave soul
- > look wall
- > start
- > run caveman-dan.exe
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After looking so keenly upon the wall, your heart is moved to express the inner desires of your soul in a passionate artistic rendition of a nice slab of meat.
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