Caveman Dan

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> Raceman Dans door is kicked down by Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer. They need him to drive them to save the President...again.

Brer Steve

on Jan. 20, 2009

Suddenly, your door is roundhouse kicked to the floor and there stand Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer!

Bauer points out that there is no time which means you know exactly what's goin' down. Terrorists must have contacted CTU demanding the location of all US agents stationed in Russia, or else they will set off the bombs they have planted in the ER of every major hospital in LA, NY, and DC. Another several groupings of initials explains how Jack found a lead to a former CTU agent who had double crossed them. So Jack managed to "extract" the information he needed, proving that some of his superiors and members of Division and Homeland Security had orchestrated the terrorist attack as a diversion so that the terrorists could kidnap the president. But Bauer discovered this key piece of information right at the time of the president's kidnapping! Not sure who he could trust, Jack Bauer used Chloe to get past security and locate Chuck Norris and you as well, so that you can save the president!

You'll have to deal with trite matters like anthrax in your envelope and your current intoxication later! It's time to burn rubber!

Wow, this sure is ridiculous.