Suddenly you notice that all along this tablet has had some writing on it. It appears to be a ransom note! This looks like the kind of thing you should have looked at from the outset of the game instead of wasting your time in this dank ol' cave; doing things like knocking yourself unconscious!
Why, it's that dastardly "River Jim", your arch-nemesis! According to the note chiseled upon this tablet, he has made the acquisition of your hard earned hunk of animal flesh!
Wow! It looks like you discovered something of grave importance to accomplish–a mission as it were, nay, a quest! Just the kind of thing that would serve as the plot for a text-based videogame!
Good thing you aren't playing such a game right now or we'd really have to laugh at you for your rather stunted problem solving abilities. No matter! Time to find River Jim and get back your meat!
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