Children at Play

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Pofile: Ryan

kingofsnake

on Oct. 6, 2006

Whom is The Ryan? Many have sought to understand the being known as The Ryan. All have failed, and most have been driven insane as a reward for their efforts. The ones who werent driven insane were summarily smote by my Almighty Hand for their incredible hubris at not being driven insane by trying to understand The Ryan. The sheer audacity of them!

In all seriousness… well maybe not seriousness, but in all realit..i…ness (I swear its a word, honest) theres not a lot to me. Well, assuming you dont count my ego. My friends always walk several steps behind me in hallways, and I wouldnt be surprised if you thought it was because Im cooler than they, but in fact it is because my ego takes up so much room around me. I got booted out of college for sleeping through too many classes, but in college is where I met Chuck, Chip, and the Immortal Boob. Nate Ive known for quite a while at this point, although he was, obviously, at college, too. Most everything you ever see in this comic is either an actual conversation|event, or is fairly closely based on an actual conversation|event. Yes, even the monkey killings. That all stemmed from college, too. You see, there is a secret society of monkeys much like the Illuminati… Ive said too much…