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Nateism: Jager

kingofsnake

on Dec. 9, 2006

I think that I coined this the morning after my 21st birthday. Lets make something clear. It's not that 3 shots of jager is going to screw you up. It's the fact that whenever you're drinking jager, you're never JUST drinking jager. You're drinking whatever you can get your damn hands on. So by the time you get to the third shot of jager you've already had six beers, four shouts of goldschlagger, three jello shots, 1/2 a bottle of schnapps and a partridge in a pear tree. And then someone asks you, hey, want another shot of jager? and for part of a second you think, no, I've had a lot, I should probably cut myself off, and maybe you even get out a "Nn-" before he pours the goddamned thing and by that point its too late, you can't just lever the shot there, its already in the damn glass.

So when you get to that point remember this Nateism. It'll save your life…or at the very least your morning.