Children at Play

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We Bring it Everywhere

kingofsnake

on Dec. 24, 2006

So, last friday someone broke my car windshield. Which is super because I JUST got it fixed. They left a note. It read:

Call me. We met at 7/11. I found you. Remember that. -B

Now here is what is important about this. 1)They didn't leave their phone number, so they must think I already have it. 2)There was glass on top of the windshield whipper, indicating they put the note on it prior to hitting it three times. 3) I can't remember the last time I've been to a 7-11. I usually hit this little place across the street from me, or the Cumbies down the road. And if they meant that, I haven't pissed anyone off who I've met in a 7-11. Sure there's people who are pissed off at me (boyfriends, for example, don't like me for some reason, I probably flirt with their women too much) but I've only had this car for 9 months or so, and I certainly haven't pissed off anyone in that time.

Anyway if you're in the New Hampshire area and you think you may be the gentleman or lady who bashed my windsheild thrice. Fuck you, you got the wrong car, genius.