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Better Butter Battle

kingofsnake

on July 30, 2007

IRL ryan and I had a fifteen minute argument about the proper procedure for baking a batch of Better butter batter, or more specifically, how make a bitter batch of Better butter batter better. Part of the rules of the debate was if one of us stumbled, we would automatically lose. Which just goes to show that we'll argue about anything we can think of.

Ryan was totally wrong in this one though, see, he said that all you had to do to make your batch of bitter Better butter batter better was add a better batch of Better butter. But anyone who's ever baked knows that this is untrue, you're just going to make your recipie more buttery and it's still going to be a little bitter. You gotta just scrap the whole batch and start over using the batch of better Better butter instead of the batch of bitter Better butter to bake the batch of Better butter batter. Once your batch of Better butter batter is bitter, it's ruined.