Children at Play

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Frenchenese

kingofsnake

on Sept. 17, 2007

Frenchenese is a real made-up language that chuck really made up. And it would be far less funny if he wasn't so fluent in it. But he can just jump into speaking frenchenese as if it were a real language that he knew how to speak. It's pretty fantastic.

Frenchenese is a mainstay of chuck messing with kids. He worked at a summer camp, and a couple youth centers, and with problem kids for a few years out of college, and really, what he touted as the main benifit of the job is that kids are gullible and believe anything if you say it with confidence. Honestly, I'm pretty sure it doesn't just apply to kids either. But he would come up with ridiculous crap like frenchenese and convince them it was true.

He's going to be a hell of a dad