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Fitz

on June 15, 2010

(if the page graphic for this strip isn't showing, let me know, DD's been acting up today with the uploads)

Interesting fact: After reaching the age of thirty, the human body undergoes a lot of changes - for the worse. Metabolism slows down - 5% per decade. In men, the testosterone levels drop, and in women, the ovaries' efficiency decreases. The skeleton gets weaker by 0,3 - 0,5 % per year and the bones become more prone to breaking. Sebum levels drop and first deep wrinkles occur. Yours truly will therefore limp along (slooowly and carefully) to the nearest drugstore to buy a GOOD supply of skin cremes. He will also blame the unfunniness of subsequent strips on dementia.