Happy Ninja Day to you. I'm observing Day of the Ninja by sitting here in my ninja mask as I type this message to you. No one can see me because I blend into the shadows so completely. I also type very quietly when wearing my ninja mask, so no one in my house even knows I'm sitting here doing this. It's very liberating!
For those of you unfamiliar with ninjas and their very important place in the world, please go to Ask A Ninja (www.askaninja.com). There you will find the answer to all questions ninja, answered by a fat, pasty white guy in a black ninja suit. Very funny stuff. I'm jealous that I didn't think of it first.
My current favorite episode has The Ninja discussing the problems with the current Writer's Guild Strike. The Ninja makes many valid points about the strike, things that any striking organization should take to heart, not that I'm condoning going on strike. But I do completely agree with the idea of putting Vikings on the picket line.
Our latest Civil Servitude doesn't deal with ninjas or strikes, but it does have a great idea for the mayor's cost savings program! Burt Spurburt is brilliant!
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