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Hallowe'en Special Page 06

Toby Durr

on Oct. 31, 2015

What? Am I saying that Niko saw Ancient Aliens at some point a few years ago, thought 'fuck it', crapped out an incredibly spurious book called Mayans on Mars under the lazy pseudonym Riko Tanaba, which then got weirdly popular in ancient astronaut theorist circles, which led to her having a brief appearance on a daytime TV documentary narrated by Leonard Nimoy?
No, I'm not saying any of those things. That could be anyone. Are you saying all [probably] Japanese people look the same? That's racist.