Common Sense

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CommonSense

on Jan. 5, 2007

Awesome, a new comic is up…Below will be some funny stuff we found on the internet.

"Have you ever walked down the street and noticed a complete stranger sitting on the ground crying with his head buried in his hands? Have you ever pondered, for a moment, the sad, sad story behind those anguished eyes? Maybe he's recently lost a loved one. Or maybe he just doesn't like you staring at him. But maybe, just maybe, he is really uncomfortable sitting on the ground and would rather be sitting on a comfy chair.

Since nobody can bring back the dead, and you're a creepy bastard, there's really only one of these three problems we can solve: the chair."

"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever! Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the lights a bunch of koala bears scatter, and i don't want them to, and I'm like "hey, hold on, fellas! Lemme hold one of you." Koala Bears they're so effing cute. Why do they have to be so far away from me? We need to ship a few over, and I will apprehend one, and hold him, and pet him on the back of his head."