Conceptual Paths

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JERRY BERRY BEANS

auzamon

on Feb. 16, 2010

Every time I go to the Save-On-Foods, my eyes are bigger than my wallet and I end up getting like 14 dollars worth of jelly beans and we stuff ourselves with them. I blame the gushing cascading uncontrollable mechanisms they keep the beans in with the shitty handles. You press it and 3 tumble out, so you press harder and then you get 2 pounds of jelly beans in your sack. Then you eat them all and hallucinate.

I would like to thank Geldhemoor the Honkycorn for her guest appearance. She's really hard to get a hold of these days, what with all these new-fangled hallucinogenic drugs the kids are taking..

See you next week!