Conventional Wisdom

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Otakon '09 page 2

Blitzkrieg1701

on July 22, 2009

Holy flying Buddha monkeys, Baltimore! What the expletive is WRONG with you?!?!?!?!? I mean, I grew up on the hellish roadways of ATLANTA and even I thought the traffic was absurd! People just pulling in and out, and even backing up, without warning, random cars PARKED in lanes, backed up traffic blocking every intersection, and of course the fact that every other street had a GIANT CONSTRUCTION PIT in it. Geez, I usually try to balance my criticisms with some nice stuff, but let's face it: your city SUCKS.

…well, okay. At least we didn't ACTUALLY get eaten by Cthulhu, probably because he was too afraid to drive around the Inner Harbor. ZING!