So I'm going to tell you all the story of how I got my job at Leavenworth Video and Tri House Coffee.
The owner Charley didn't want no application. To get a job you had to submit a one page paper on movies. But it had to be creative. Like saying how you'd be right for the job using only movie quotes or what not. After some thought I decided to play a game of 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon only take it up to 66 degrees using only movies I've watched and never repeating an actor or movie. I started with Rip Torn as I had just watch "The Man Who Fell To Earth" and I liked his early stuff. Only problem was I couldn't get my printer to work so there was no way to get it to him. So I did what anyone does when there's a document that needs delivered but without a paper copy to do so.
I memorized it.
Here now is my entire interview.
Charley: So what do you got.
Me: Just this… *deep breath*
Rip Torn who was in “Canadian Bacon†with John Candy who was in “Nothing but Trouble†with Dan Aykroyd who was in “Ghostbusters†with Bill Murray who was in “Coffee and Cigarettes†with Alfred Molina who was in “Species†with Sir Ben Kingsley who was in “Lucky Number Slevin†with Morgan Freeman who was in “Se7en†with Kevin Spacey who was in “The Ref†with Denis Leary who was in “Suicide Kings†with Christopher Walken who was in “True Romance†with James Gandolfini who was in “Crimson Tide†with Gene Hackman who was in “Superman II†with Marlon Brando who was in “Apocalypse Now†with Martin Sheen who was in “The Departed†with Jack Nicholson who was in “As Good As It Gets†with Greg Kinnear who was in “Little Miss Sunshine†with Steve Carell who was in “Anchorman†with Will Ferrell who was in “Stranger than Fiction†with Maggie Gyllenhaa who was in “Donnie Darko†with Jena Malone who was in “Saved!†with Patrick Fugit who was in “Almost Famous†with Jason Lee who was in “Clerks II†with Rosario Dawson who was in “Sin City†with Benicio Del Toror who was in “The Hunted†with Tommy Lee Jones who was in “Men in Black†with David Cross who in “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind†with Jim Carrey who was in “The Cable Guy†with Matthew Broderick who was in “Godzilla†with Jean Reno who was in “Leon the Processional†with Natalie Portman who was in “V for Vendetta†with Hugo Weaving who was in “The Matrix†with Laurence Fishburne who was in “Event Horizon†with Sam Neill who was in “Bicentennial Man†with Embeth Davidtz who was in “Army of Darkness†with Bruce Campbell who was in “Congo†with Tim Curry who was in “Home Alone 2†with Rob Schneider who was in “Judge Dredd†with Syvester Stallone who was in “Rocky III’ with Hulk Hogan who was in “Suburban Commando†with Christopher Lloyd who was in “Back to the Future†with Michael J. Fox who was in “Mars Attacks†with Pierce Brosnan who was in “James Bond: Goldeneye†with Sean Bean who was in “The Lord of the Rings†with Ian Holm who was in “The Fifth Element†with Milla Jovacich who was in “Resident Evil†with James Purefoy who was in “A Knight’s Tale†with Alan Tudyk who was in “Serenity†with Nathan Fillion who was in “Saving Private Ryan†with Tom Sizemore who was in “Black Hawk Down†with Ty Burrell who was in “Dawn of the Dead†with Ving Rhames who was in “Stop or My Mom Will Shoot†with JoBeth Williams who was in “Poltergeist†with Craig T. Nelson who was in “The Devil’s Advocate†with Al Pacino who was in “Dick Tracy†with Mandy Patinkin who was in “The Princess Bride†with Cary Elwes who was in “Hot Shots†with Lloyd Bridges who was in “Airplane!†with Leslie Nielsen who was in ‘The Naked Gun†with Weird Al Yankovic who was in “UHF†with Billy Barty who was in “Masters of the Universe†with Dolph Lundgren who was in “Universal Solider†with Jean-Claude Van Damme who was in “Street Fighter†with Raul Julia who was in “Adams Family Values†with Carel Struycken who was in “Ewoks: The Battle of Endor†with Wilford Brimley who was in “End of the Line†with
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