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Why did it have to be... Manbuns?
Coydog on"Become a docent at the Air Force museum, they said! Better than being bored to death in retirement, they said! It'll be fun, they said! Well, there's one problem with that… dealing with people. I LIKE people… usually… but I have seen just TOO MANY damn snarky hipsters today. Too much exquisitely overgroomed facial hair. Too many "ironic" T-shirts. Too many complaints about the lack of Haitian Blue Mountain coffee at the museum cafe. But the worst of it is… MANBUNS! Why? It says "I couldn't be bothered to wash and trim my overlong, greasy locks." Makes me nostalgic for the days when mohawks and rattails were as bad as it got, I tell ya."
I'll tell ya one thing buddy… DO. NOT. REACT. It's what they want.
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