Cuttley Bear

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106--Cuttley Bear: Random 6--Monday through Thursday

rmmanuel

on April 28, 2008

I read all the stuff you’re supposed to do, but you kind of have to be there. I’m not. I’m really only home long enough to do the cartoon, sleep, shave and shower . . . yep, those are the only s’s.

I do everything elsewhere because the puppy’s got the rest covered. He’s like a canine latchkey kid.

I feel bad that he’s so neglected, but now I have to bring home a kid to play with the puppy . . . that wouldn’t be odd, right?

Strange kid: You want me to do what now?

Me: I’d like you to come home with me and pet my little monster.

Strange kid: HELP!!!!

Me: (from jail) When did having a puppy become illegal?

. . . there’s nothing quite as enjoyable as pedophile humor . . . it’s up their with execution humor.

Policeman: The governor’s called to tell you, you’re free.

Criminal: Really?

Policeman: He-he! You should so see the look on you’re face right now . . . man! That’s funny!

Oh! I’m in a very “Family Guy” mood all the sudden. Must have been that burrito at lunch . . .