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Page 7 Relationship Comfort

Macattack

on July 9, 2010

Listen, I don't want to sound like a jerk about this. It's just that the only thing worse you could say to someone about NOT being in a relationship is "Well you're still young!" Which is the culturally accepted version of "Suck it up buttercup! You aren't the only one out there that's bitter about this!" It also kind of bugs me because "You're still young" is entirely based on perspective. I've heard it told to a 40 year old before and thus it has lost all respect in my eyes. Yes I'm young, but I also have friends getting married so I think I have a right to feel at least a little concerned about my single status. Anyways, longest artist's comment I've made yet. Hope you enjoy my humorous view of what I WOULD say if I could :P


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